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Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2014

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Having problems with your love life and feeling like you are turning Anti Valentine? Then here are some of the best anti valentines day quotes which you can use on the day.Everyone doesn't gets his right life partners and thus anti valentines and start using rude valentines day poems but you need to be away from this as soon as possible.
Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes

You can get some of these Anti Valentines day Quotes and enjoy these in your home and it will also get you rid of the Anti Valentines Day Irritation.You can use these Funny Valentines Day Poems or Valentines Day Poems For Kids too to get some positive feelings about this Valentines Day.These Anti Valentines Day quotes are some of the best Valentines Day Quotes from the internet and am sure that you will surely love this.

Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2014


Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. Matt Groening.
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. Estelle Getty
Marriage is a wonderful invention. But then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.-Billy Connolly.
I went to bed with a model. Not bragging or anything; it took me all night to glue it together.-Buzz Nutley
The difference between sex for money and sex for free is sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan.
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? Rita Rudner.
I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Gary Shandling.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner.
Love sucks. Sometimes it feels good. Sometimes it's just another way to bleed. - Laurell K. Hamilton
The only difference between the women I've dated and Charles Manson is that Manson has the decency to look like a nut case when you first meet him.-Richard Jeni
The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget.
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice. - Estelle Getty
We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies.- Spanish philosopher Jose Ortega
So these were some of the best Funny Anti Valentines Day Quotes 2014 and hope you like all of them and some of then can really make you laugh and get you in perfect mood for Valentines Day.
Happy Valentines Day

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